Archive for March, 2012

Perfect match

by on Mar.30, 2012, under real neat lookin

A bag piper and a penguin ARE an obvious match. Why didn’t we ever think of this?!
Happy Friday!

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Skunked

by on Mar.27, 2012, under adventure time

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Collectively Civilized Wildlife has 3 dogs and 1 cat (who you’ve been introduced to). One of the said dogs is Gwynn. She’s now 9yo and as willfull as the day she was brought home. She’s a little dog with little dog values: bark at everything, challenge bigger dogs who could destroy her, pee inside even though she knows not to and escape at every chance.
The pic above was taken of her in a skunk trap at a neighbors house. Yes you read that correctly. She is so gluttonous that she went for the kibble left in the trap to entice a skunk and wound up stuck in it!
What a dummy. But a great photo op.

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Coffee Break

by on Mar.26, 2012, under uncool

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I had a rough nite’s sleep. I dragged myself out of bed and got my coffee maker primed up and it did NOT start making the heartwarming gurgling sound that comforts me, nor did it fill my kitchen with the bold aroma of a brewing french roast.
It’s fucking broken!
I’m mortified!

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40oz to freedom

by on Mar.23, 2012, under stuff we like

I know this pic is kind of burry, but it is still amazing! In case you’re eyes are failing you (like mine are slowly failing me), let me help. It’s two dudes who threw me a cheers while drinking their 40s at a beach-side park.
…HAPPY FRIDAY…

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Desperate to sleep

by on Mar.16, 2012, under Change

I love a good night sleep. I look forward to it.
I was sleeping so nicely. It was gonna be one of those real restorative nights. But then 2.5 Hrs into my restoration i got one of those phone calls that shocks the shit out of you. And so here I am…wide awake in the middle of the night…thinking.

I’m so tired. My eyes are burning. My head is starting to ache.But I can’t fall asleep. I hear every single noise that comes and goes. I just want to fall asleep and restore myself. Hopefully tomorrow night will be better.

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by on Mar.15, 2012, under uncool

Envy is no bueno.

The definition is as follows:
Spite and resentment at seeing the success of another

That shit will eat a hole in you and burn others. Like how a giant laser would. With lots of smoke. And probably some kind of burning smell too. And make people stand back and trip out on it, but not because it’s cool. Cause it isn’t-it’s fucked actually.

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What?!

by on Mar.14, 2012, under super serious time

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This poor giraffe was being mistreated by the zoo staff that was supposed to take care of it.
What is wrong with people?!?!

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Grammatical

by on Mar.09, 2012, under stuff we do

My mom managed her way onto the interweb to see what a blog is. So she had a look see and then called to share her opinion:
It’s good
You’re funny
I’m still confused about what a blog is
and (my favorite)
You made some grammatical errors

So good people of the interweb, does grammar totally matter when blogging?

My stance is that it doesn’t. When I blog, I’m really creating a snapshot of my thinking brain. My thoughts aren’t grammatical and they’re not always PC. They come at me quick, they’re off beat sometimes and they’re mine and I will always strive to bring them to you as they come to me…thanks mom

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Smart Car Dumb Driver

by on Mar.08, 2012, under learning

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Do you see what’s wrong with this picture??

I was desperately looking for a parking space in a busy part of town when I saw this smart car parked in the middle of a section of the street.

Here’s my issue, parking is an exercise in social thinking and efficiency. Right?!

When I park I try to make an effort to place my car in a spot that leaves room for another car to get in/out. Not this guy or girl, nah…they chose the freakin middle and even though it’s a Smart car the driver was dumb and didn’t think of anyone else who may need some precious curb space.

My conclusion is that Smart cars don’t make smart humans!

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