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Get Bad. Bitches

by on Dec.15, 2010, under Dance Party Wednesday!, people we like

After my hard rocking, death metal filled weekend (I was really tempted to ask the DJ to play some R. Kelly just for fun) I could really use a little something that doesn’t involve headbanging, jumping around, or air guitar. So, it’s Luda to the rescue. I really like the original, but when I saw this little guy with Eve, I couldn’t help myself. SO, happy Dance Party Wednesday! Get up and show ‘em how bad you are. In fact you should probably turn it up and get on top of your desk. Or maybe your boss’s desk. Or maybe not.

Side Note: I just watched some special on Nikki Minaj. Good one. I liked her before because she was kinda weird and different, but now I love her.

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Portal Into Creature Land a.k.a. Funniest Night Ever

by on Dec.14, 2010, under people we like, stuff we do, stuff we like

So…this night is one I will remember for my entire life. It was that unbelievably amazing. I guess I’ll start from the beginning (a very good place to start according to Fraulein Maria). As I told you, Krysta planned an amazing LA getaway and shopping adventure for my 30th birthday. She’s radical, I know. You should be jealous. Anyhow, the night before we wanted to go out for some dinner. We were planning to keep it mellow since we had to be up early, but decided we needed to be danced to sleep. Kinda like a lullaby. So we headed to the Rainbow Room.  And thank little baby Jesus, Mary, Joeseph, all the wise men and animals in the barn we did! What started off as an encounter with a rude ginger door man and a mediocre glass of house red quickly turned into the most magical, mystical night of death metal dancing debauchery ever. So now I’m gonna shut-up because the imagery from this night is way better than anything I could ever say. Here goes it…

oh, aren't we cute...we have no idea what's about to happen.

first came this guy. he kept trying to give Sarah drugs. he dropped some weed in her lap. is it possible to lace weed with roofies? because if it is...

then came this guy. we called him beetle juice. right? if beetle juice joined the village people? all his gear is custom made. i need one of those bracelets asap.

this, ladies and gents, is the creature that started it all. he is so magical and mystical that we couldn't even capture his true image. he was also exactly my size. which made me want to best friend him so that we could share clothes. i bet he has some awesome tees and really great levis. and maybe some elf shoes.

krysta almost had him. he is a very timid creature.

but then i had to ruin it with all my excitement and vampire skin. we didn't see him leave, but i suspect he turned to smoke and exited through the cracks in the floor boards. that's what i would do. wouldn't you?

and then we met john and he and i fell head over heels in metal rocking air guitar love at first sight. he also had the most amazing hair. sort of like a 5 year old girl bob with the ends curled under. i loved him regardless.

fist pumping. not the over the head techno beats jersey shore kind, but the underhand pretend your pulling a truck horn rock n roll kind.

supuer sicky air guitaring

more air guitaring. i busted out a squidward tribute air clairinet for a second, but it didn't really catch on.

it really was that funny

see. told you. hilarious.

if you happen to be dancing in a room with bars of any kind in them....

...horizontal or vertical ones...

...you are obligated to do at least 10 minutes of your best 'if i were a stripper' moves. it's the law of dancing.

bustin' moves. she has no idea that in 2 seconds she is going to get motor boated by a very brazen leather jacket wearing euro-man.

there he is. the euro motor boater. in his defense sarah's boobies were looking pretty good that night. can't say i wouldn't have given her one had he not beaten me to the punch.

john and i (seriously looking like a vampire after a fresh kill) took this little nugget and then we had to go before the night lost it's magic and everyone turned into mice or pumpkins or something.

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Get Naughty

by on Nov.17, 2010, under Dance Party Wednesday!, people we like

This one is for my good buddy Skip… a.k.a. Papi Plantain… a.k.a. The Bad Banana. A man of many names and even more sweet dance moves that are perfect for this amazing 80′s resurrection. I like to think that he may throw this little number on while cleaning his man cave, or seducing whatever saucy babe he may be entertaining for the evening. With Papi, you never really know. So get up and get your naughty on and don’t forget to tip your hat and wiggle your buns a little somethin’ extra…you never know when The Bad Banana is watching.
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Black Velvet if You Please

by on Oct.27, 2010, under Dance Party Wednesday!, people we like, products

This is a two part dance party.

Step one:

Put on your black velvet catsuit. If you have one, great, you are the kind of girl (or boy) we like to have around. If you don’t have one (yet), go visit our buddies Heather and Hannah at Bona Drag. They’ll hook you up with one from Bodkin. It’s amazing and every girl should have one.

Step Two:

Play this video and get your groove on. This is the kind of song where you’ll need to bust out all of your sexiest “if I were a stripper in the 80′s” dance moves. So if you’re shy, you may want to add a third step and do whatever it is you do to make yourself less shy.

When I was little my Mom used to have a recurring dream that she was dressed in a black velvet catsuit dancing to this song. I love that memory. And if any of you know my Mom, you now love that memory too! Love you Ma.

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I’m Slightly Dumber…Can You Tell?

by on Oct.22, 2010, under learning, people we like, stuff we like

So, this season of Jersey Shore has sadly come to an end…and I, for one, can’t wait for the reunion! In the meantime I thought I’d round up some pics of my favorite little meat-a-balls. Here we go…

it's t-shirt time, oh yeah!

ba! two little nuggets! oh yeah, and that guy.

My favorite was when Snooky’s best pal was in town and they made weird noises at each other. BRRRRRRAAAA! BBBRRRRAAAA!

and then there's this little turkey burger.

proof that a little class goes a long way. they also had to go black and white because the color version looked like one of those weird sepia photos you get at the county fair.

Although I have probably lost a substantial amount of grey matter watching these crazy kids run around Miami, I enjoyed every moment of it. Haven’t you? I was gonna say that since we only use 10% of our brain anyways I think I’m in the clear to watch one more season, but I just researched that and found out it was a myth! Who knew I would actually learn something from Jersey Shore?! New urban myth: reality t.v. makes you smarter. Now, go and spread the word like wild fire. And since we now use our whole brains, make sure you don’t waste too much of it this weekend!

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i’m over the rain!

by on Oct.21, 2010, under people we like, stuff we do

So, I know I’m not suppossed to complain about weather since I live in San Diego, but I’m going to anyways.  Typical weather for this time of year has most San Diegans worried about wildfires but not this week-it won’t stop raining and raining and raining.  Way better than having fires, don’t get me wrong, but I’m starting to get depressed so I thought I’d blog about it.  Sorry for the boring-ness, please don’t kill yourself.

i wouldn't care if we were in paris

i should have at least done this, but i didn't

i really like horses though, even ones that are in the rain

this guy is famous, in the rain

at least it rains on johnny depp too-he probably likes it

now get me some sunshine!

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You Better Weeeeerrrk!!!

by on Oct.20, 2010, under Dance Party Wednesday!, people we like, stuff we like

Happy Dance Party Wednesday! This is a two part dance party…one to watch and one to get some werk done. This bitch is crazy. And in those heels. You should do yourself a favor and search Leyomi on youtube.

Now let’s see if you can put any of those moves to werk…be careful not to hit your head on your cubicle wall or anything.

I remember studying this video with my cousin when I was little. We learned the moves, created outfits from our Meme’re’s fabric scraps and put on a show. The getting ready part was always my favorite. This video also reminds me of how f.word.ing amazing Madge is. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to…

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SF Art Party

by on Oct.18, 2010, under Art, people we like, stuff we do, stuff we like

Buddies, Pals, Friends…if you’re in the San Fransisco area and you like art, surfboards, and throwing chakkas with radical dudes with weird names…. then get over to John Colins on Thursday night for the Chemistry Collective art party. For more information on the Chemistry Collective, visit www.ChemistrySurfboards.com

p.s. look for the scantily clad ladies…those ones were painted by yours truly!

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we heart menswear!

by on Oct.14, 2010, under designers, new gear, people we like, products

and so does our good friend Diane Keaton/Annie Hall (that character was based loosely on her you know).

annie and the man that married his daughter

so cute!

here are some of our versions:

vintage button-up, only $35!

new from Theories in Evolution!! I want both colors REAL bad!

another vintage 100% silk button up- only $38!

who doesn't want this???

and then you need these on your feet-only $28!

she totally approves

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Dancing for Boobies!!!

by on Oct.13, 2010, under Dance Party Wednesday!, people we like, super serious time

Get out the tissues…

In my life, I have been blessed to be surrounded by some very strong, talented and amazing women. Two of which happen to be survivors of breast cancer. So, here’s to my Grandma, Barbara Collins, and my Aunt and Godmother, Francois Barre.

P.S. Don’t forget to tell your man, father, brother, buddies and pals to grow a ‘stache for next month’s Movember (a fundraiser to help spread men’s health and cancer awareness)! Because, although they don’t have boobies (most of the time), men are important too:) To find out more about Movember and sign up, visit them at http://us.movember.com/

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