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by on Jan.27, 2013, under uncool

Sickness is the worst!
Appreciate your health and vitality…

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Mundae

by on Dec.10, 2012, under just awesome, uncool

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It’s Monday again.

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Mundae

by on Nov.26, 2012, under uncool

Mondays totally dump.

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DJ up

by on Oct.28, 2012, under adventure time, New Things, people we like, stuff we like, uncool

DJs should accept text requests. It would be a smart business move.

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Man down

by on Oct.15, 2012, under uncool

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This guy was asleep (okay fine-passed out) on the table of a lovely little restaurant. It was broad daylight in a bustling neighborhood and he was twitching and drooling still in his clothes from the night before.
Night night sir.

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Found

by on Sep.19, 2012, under adventure time, just awesome, uncool

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I pull into the parking lot at my dentist’s office, get out of my car, lock it, take 4 steps and look down at a piece of paper on the ground. I laugh because someone left this on another person’s car…hee hee.
No cavities-yay!

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MIA!!

by on May.30, 2012, under uncool

If you haven’t noticed our beloved website is MIA! As you can see Hollywood is terribly upset over this. Apparently during spring cleaning it was wiped out…we’re working hard to sort this out.
Your patience please

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Freud

by on May.02, 2012, under learning, uncool

So you know Freud right? Sigmund Freud THE father of psychoanalytic therapy, an Austrian, identifier of electra and edipus complexes, cocaine addict. Well, he was and still is a very important figure in psychology. And yes, he had some good ideas-at the time. Not so good now though…like how he identified women as suffering from “hysteria” and what caused hysteria is hysterical! He suggested that hysteria was due to a woman’s uterus roaming around her body causing problems.
Hahaha. I wonder if he was high when he came up with that one?!

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Coffee Break

by on Mar.26, 2012, under uncool

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I had a rough nite’s sleep. I dragged myself out of bed and got my coffee maker primed up and it did NOT start making the heartwarming gurgling sound that comforts me, nor did it fill my kitchen with the bold aroma of a brewing french roast.
It’s fucking broken!
I’m mortified!

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by on Mar.15, 2012, under uncool

Envy is no bueno.

The definition is as follows:
Spite and resentment at seeing the success of another

That shit will eat a hole in you and burn others. Like how a giant laser would. With lots of smoke. And probably some kind of burning smell too. And make people stand back and trip out on it, but not because it’s cool. Cause it isn’t-it’s fucked actually.

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